英语哲理小故事一篇（带翻译和中文注音、音标）100字左右！

佛塔上的老鼠 The mouse on stupa

一只四处漂泊的老鼠在佛塔顶上安了家。 A drift around the mouse in the tower, the home.

佛塔里的生活实在是幸福极了，它既可以在各层之间随意穿越，又可以享受到丰富的供品。 The stupa life is really great happiness, it can in each layer, and between random through can enjoy rich offerings.

它甚至还享有别人所无法想象的特权，那些不为人知的秘笈，它可以随意咀嚼； It has even enjoy the privilege of others can not imagine, those unknown secret, it can chew at will;

人们不敢正视的佛像，它可以自由休闲，兴起之时，甚至还可以在佛像头上留些排泄物。 People dare not face up to the figure of Buddha, it can free leisure, rise up, and even in the Buddha head leave some waste.

每当善男信女们烧香叩头的时候，这只老鼠总是看着那令人陶醉的烟气，慢慢升起，它猛抽着鼻子，心中暗笑：“可笑的人类，膝盖竟然这样柔软，说跪就跪下了！” Whenever the yu incense kowtow, the mouse always looked at the ravishing flue gas, slowly rising, it is fierce and snuffling, in the heart did Sarah laugh: "ridiculous human, knee was so soft, said kneeling he knelt down!"

有一天，一只饿极了的野猫闯了进来，它一把将老鼠抓住。 One day, a hungry cat ran in, it will catch the mouse.

“你不能吃我！你应该向我跪拜！我代表着佛！” "You can't eat me! You should bow to me! I represent the Buddha!"

这位高贵的俘虏抗议道。 The noble captive protested.

“人们向你跪拜，只是因为你所占的位置，不是因为你！” "People bow down to you, just because of your position, not because of you!"

野猫讥讽道，然后，它像掰开一个汉堡包那样把老鼠掰成了两半。

Wildcats taunt way, then, it is like break a hamburger that the mice break in half.

求英文幽默或哲理小故事

God's Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation

soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen

and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking,

some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up,

leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your

problems and stress.

Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In

most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you

consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing

each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define,

nor change the quality of Life we live.

Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."

God brews the coffee, not the cups.......... Enjoy your coffee!

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just

make the best of everything."

Live simply.

Love generously.

Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Leave the rest to God.上帝的咖啡

一群事业有成的同学回去看望他们的大学老师，很快他们开始抱怨生活和工作中的压力。

老师去厨房为客人们准备咖啡，回来时端着一大壶咖啡和各式各样的杯子，这些杯子有陶瓷的、塑料的、玻璃的、水晶的，有的普通，有的昂贵，有的精致，老师让大家随意享用。

等每个人都端起一杯咖啡，老师说话了：你们注意到吗：所有好看昂贵的杯子都被用了，剩下那些朴素便宜的杯子。你们都只想要最好的，这很正常，这恰恰是你们的问题和压力所在。杯子不会让咖啡的质量变得更好，很多时候，只是让它变得更贵一些，甚至，有时候，让人忽略了到底我们在喝什么。你们真正想要的其实是咖啡，不是杯子，但你们有意识地去拿那些最好的杯子，随后开始打量其他人手上的杯子。想想吧：生活好比咖啡，工作、金钱和社会地位都只是杯子，只是生活的容器，而我们拥有的杯子既无法定义、也无法改变我们生活的质量。有时，由于我们只关心杯子，我们甚至不能够好好品尝上帝赐予我们的咖啡。

上帝冲泡了咖啡，不是杯子。······享受你们的咖啡吧。

最快乐的人们并不是因为他们拥有最好的一切，他们只是把一切当成最好。

简单地活着。仁慈地爱着。深深地关心着。友善地说话。

其他的，就留给上帝吧。

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跪求一篇英语超短哲理小故事（附中文）超短..谢谢

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.

"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."

"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"

"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you."

While wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave."

Lawyer Jokes :

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

__________________________________

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are

things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and

now published by

court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while

these exchanges were actually taking place.

__________________________________

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

_________________________________

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he

woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

_________________________________

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

__________________________________

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a

deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

__________________________________

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for

a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

A:Nice to meet you.

B:Nice to meet you,too.

C:Nice to meet you,three.

An Artist

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and

wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.

"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."

"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"

"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you

BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.

Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."

"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."

"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

But the teacher cried

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

The difference between men and women

Jock was driving up a steep, narrow, tortuous, Scottish mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road in the opposite direction.

As they pass each other the woman leant out the window and shouted: "PIG!!"

Jock immediately leant out his window and replied with "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, but as Jock rounded the next corner he ran into a pig in the middle of the road....

The Clock

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."

One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

In the morning Mr.Smith comes into the garden at the back of his house. He sees much snow(雪) in the garden.Mr.Smith wants to take his car out, so he asks a man to clean the road from his garage(车库)to the gate(大门). He says to the man,”Don't throw any snow on that side. It will damage(损坏) flowers in the street, or the policeman will come.”Then he goes out.

When he comes back, the road is clean.There is no snow on the flowers, on the wall or in the street. But when he open the garage, he sees the garage is full of snow(被雪充满), the snow from the road, and his car is under the snow!

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

英语幽默笑话：

一：She Didn"t Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

“How do you know?” asked her father.

“She didn"t say anything.”

二：I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died.

In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!"

Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old.

After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procedure, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 驶过 by 撞死 in the entrance.

After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word."

God awkwardly 耸了耸肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you."

英语笑话这里面有的，可以看看：

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英语幽默

双关歇后语：）~

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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

Do You Know My Work？

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．

“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”

“You don't know my work，” said the other．

“What is your work？”

“I'm a policeman．

“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．

“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”

译文：（自己简单翻译）

你知道我是干什么的吗？

一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。

“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。

“你是干什么的？”

“我是警察。”

“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。

“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

Who is the laziest

Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class

Jack:I don`t know ,father.

Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?

Jack:Our teacher ,father.

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求英语哲理小故事 急！！！！！！！ 务必要稍微简短的

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为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

英语哲理小小故事

people have a job to candidates, picked up the corridor to pick up the paper, into the dustbin by the passing of the population to see the official test, so he had the job. The original was appreciated very simple, to develop a good habit of it.

有一个人去应徵工作，随手将走廊上的纸屑捡起来，放进了垃圾桶，被路过的囗试官看到了，因此他得到了这份工作。原来获得赏识很简单，养成好习惯就可以了。

Has a younger brother at a bicycle shop as an apprentice, someone sent a failure of the bicycle, boy apart from the car repaired, the car also organize such as the pretty new, other apprentices laughed him superfluous, then the employer will get back the second day of a bicycle , boy who was recruited into the employer's company. The original is very easy to get ahead at the expense of it.

有个小弟在脚踏车店当学徒，有人送来一部故障的脚踏车，小弟除了将车修好，还把车子整理的漂亮如新，其他学徒笑他多此一举，后来雇主将脚踏车领回去的第二天，小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司上班。原来出人头地很简单，吃点亏就可以了。

child mother has said: "Mother you pretty well today." The mother replied: "Why." The child said: "Since Mother is not angry today." That is pretty easy to have, as long as you can not be angry .

有个小孩对母亲说：「妈妈你今天好漂亮。」母亲回答：「为什麽。」小孩说：「因为妈妈今天都没有生气。」原来要拥有漂亮很简单，只要不生气就可以了。

There is a ranch owner, called him every day at Children ranch on hard work, a friend said to him: "Do not need you to let children work so hard, crops will be grown as well." Ranch owner replied: "I am not At cultivate crops, cultivate at me are my children. "cultivate the original Child is very simple, so that he can be a bear hardships.

有个牧场主人，叫他孩子每天在牧场上辛勤的工作，朋友对他说：「你不需要让孩子如此辛苦，农作物一样会长得很好的。」牧场主人回答说：「我不是在培养农作物，我是在培养我的孩子。」原来培养孩子很简单，让他吃点苦头就可以了。

there is a tennis coach of the students said: "If a tennis ball falling into the weeds, there should be how to get?" Someone replied: "From the beginning to find the centerline of haystacks." Someone replied: "From the beginning haystack to find the most hollow . "someone replied:" From the grass to find the longest place start. "coach announced the correct answer:" step-by-step from the lawn of a search into the other end of the grass. "look for the success of the original method is very simple, from one to ten Do not skip it.

有一个网球教练对学生说：「如果一个网球掉进草堆里，应该如何找?」有人答：「从草堆中心线开始找。」有人答：「从草堆的最凹处开始找。」有人答：「从草最长的地方开始找。」教练宣布正确答案：「按部就班的从草地的一头，搜寻到草地的另一头。」原来寻找成功的方法很简单，从一数到十不要跳过就可以了。

often there is a brightly lit store, someone asked: "are you in the end what the store brand of tube? So durable." Stores said: "We usually have a bad lamp, but for us it is broken on . "bright and original way to keep it simple, as long as you can usually replace.

有一家商店经常灯火通明，有人问：「你们店里到底是用什麽牌子的灯管?那麽耐用。」店家回答说：「我们的灯管也常常坏，只是我们坏了就换而已。」原来保持明亮的方法很简单，只要常常更换就可以了。

live frogs at the edge of the frogs living in the street said: "you here too dangerous to live here with me now!" Side of the road the frog said: "I have got used to not bother moving." A few days later , Tanabe frog street to visit the frog, they found the car he had been crushed to death, dead in the street violence. Hands the fate of the original method is very simple, lazy away from it.

住在田边的青蛙对住在路边的青蛙说：「你这里太危险，搬来跟我住吧!」路边的青蛙说：「我已经习惯了，懒得搬了。」几天后，田边的青蛙去探望路边的青蛙，却发现他已被车子压死，暴尸在马路上。原来掌握命运的方法很简单，远离懒惰就可以了。

there is a chicken hatched when there is only just after a tortoise, then on the chicken egg shell on the back over a lifetime. From the heavy load that is very simple, stubborn to give up preconceived ideas on it.

有一只小鸡破壳而出的时候，刚好有只乌龟经过，从此以后小鸡就背着蛋壳过一生。原来脱离沉重的负荷很简单，放弃固执成见就可以了。

When there is some kids want to angels, God give them a candlestick one person, ask them to maintain the light, resulting in one or two days later, not to God, all the children that no longer wipe Candlestick, God has a surprise visit to a day, every Candlestick individuals have cast a thick layer of dust, only a child everyone called him a fool, because God did not come, he will wipe every day, the results of this fool has become an angel. When the original angel is very simple, as long as you can really do.

有几个小孩很想当天使，上帝给他们一人一个烛台，叫他们要保持光亮，结果一天两天过去了，上帝都没来，所有小孩已不在擦拭那烛台，有一天上帝突然造访，每个人的烛台都蒙上厚厚的灰尘，只有一个小孩大家都叫他笨小孩，因为上帝没来，他也每天都擦拭，结果这个笨小孩成了天使。原来当天使很简单，只要实实在在去做就可以了。

pig has only to make the request of the disciples of God, God is pleased to agree, just have a calf by the quagmire in climb out of the mud is all that God said to the pig: "to help him wash it down!" Small the Pig replied, surprised: "I am a disciple of God, how can it go wait on the calf so dirty!" God said: "You do not wait on others, how others know you are my disciples do ! "was very easy to become a god, as long as you can really pay.

有只小猪，向神请求做 的门徒，神欣然答应，刚好有一头小牛由泥沼里爬出来，浑身都是泥泞，神对小猪说：「去帮他洗洗身子吧!」小猪讶异的答道：「我是神的门徒，怎麽能去侍候那脏兮兮的小牛呢!」神说：「你不去侍候别人，别人怎会知道，你是我的门徒呢!」原来要变成神很简单，只要真心付出就可以了。

there is a gold digging team walking in the desert, we have the pace of a heavy, painful, and only walked one happy person, people ask: "Why are you so happy?" He says with a laugh: "Since I took things at least." Originally Happiness is very simple, with less on it.

有一支掏金队伍在沙漠中行走，大家都步伐沉重，痛苦不堪，只有一人快乐的走着，别人问：「你为何如此惬意?」他笑着：「因为我带的东西最少。」原来快乐很简单，拥有少一点就可以了。

哲理英语笑话故事

The Fox and the Grapes

One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are sour."

故事内容：

炎热的夏天里，一只狐狸在果园漫步 （One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard），看到一串熟透的葡萄沿著藤蔓高挂在上 （till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch.）。「解渴就靠这个了。」他这麼说著 （"Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he）。退了几步之后，他往前又跑又跳的 （Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump），可惜没构到那串葡萄 （and just missed the bunch），往后再退了几步，一、二、三，往上一跳 （Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up），还是没有构到那串葡萄 （but with no greater success.）。他试了又试，只希望吃口诱人的葡萄 （Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel），可最后还是放弃了（but at last had to give it up），最后离开，鼻子嗅了嗅说 （and walked away with his nose in the air, saying）：「葡萄太酸了 （"I am sure they are sour."）。」

The moral is that：It is easy to despise what you cannot get.

(要鄙视得不到的东西，可真容易呢。)

人生多了酸的滋味，永远比连酸都没尝过的人生来的圆满。

望采纳~(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……

含有哲理的英语小故事

哲理英语笑话故事

　这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的.证人。有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。更多英文笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

Logic Reasoning

　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

逻辑推理

　小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课.她举了这么一个例子：?有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里.于是他开始挣扎并喊救命.他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸.谁能告诉我这是为什么? 一个女生举手答道,?是不是去取他的存款?

　[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的?银行?之外,还有?河岸?的意思.

　Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?

　This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent?s witnesses.

　One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.

　?I want?yes?or?no,?thundered counsel.?There is no need for you to argue the point!?

　?But there are some questions which cannot be answered by?yes?or?no,?mildly responded the witness.

　?There are not!? snapped the lawyer.

　?Oh,? said the witness,?answer this then：?Have you ceased beating your wife?

　这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人.

　有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释.

　?我要你回答?是?或者?不是?,?辩护律师怒喝道：你没有必要就这个问题进行争论.?

　?可是有些问题无法用?是?或者?不是?来回答.?这位证人温和地回敬他.

　?不存在这样的问题!?律师厉声打断他.

　?噢,?证人说：?那么请你回答这个问题：?你停止打你老婆了吗?

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以下是一篇含有哲理的英语小故事：?

The Wise Old Man and the River

Once upon a time, there was a wise old man who lived in a small village by the river. One day, a young man came to him and said, "Old man, I want to be wise like you. Can you teach me your secrets?"

The wise old man looked at him and said, "Sure, but first, let's take a walk by the river."

They walked in silence for a while until they came to the river. The wise old man suddenly pushed the young man into the river and held him under the water.?

The young man struggled and fought to get free, but the old man held him firmly. Just when he was about to pass out, the old man pulled him out of the river and helped him catch his breath.

The young man was furious and demanded an explanation. The old man calmly replied, "When you were under the water, what did you want more than anything else?"?

"I wanted to breathe!" the young man gasped.

The old man nodded and said, "That's the secret to wisdom. When you want to be wise as much as you wanted to breathe, then you will be."

The young man was humbled and realized that wisdom was not something that could be learned overnight, but a lifelong pursuit.?

Moral of the story: Wisdom cannot be taught, but it can be pursued. It takes patience, perseverance, and a deep desire to learn

从前，有一个智慧老人住在河边的一个小村庄里。一天，一个年轻人来找他，说：“老人，我想像你一样聪明。你能教我你的秘诀吗？”

智慧老人看着他，说：“好吧，但首先，让我们去河边散步。”

他们默默地走了一会儿，直到来到了河边。智慧老人突然把年轻人推进了河里，并把他按在水下。

年轻人挣扎着想挣脱，但老人却抓住他。就在他快要晕过去的时候，老人把他从河里拉了上来，帮助他呼吸。

年轻人很生气，要求解释。智慧老人平静地回答道：“当你在水下的时候，你最想要什么？”

“我想要呼吸！”年轻人喘息着说。

老人点了点头，说：“这就是智慧的秘密。当你像渴望呼吸一样渴望智慧时，你就会拥有智慧。”

年轻人感到羞愧，意识到智慧不是一夜之间就能学会的，而是一个终身追求的过程。

寓意：智慧不能被教授，但可以追求。这需要耐心、毅力和深刻的学习愿望。

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